AnImoL's Way of Life

To balance the brain and body put your hands near each other
one facing the other, like the subspacian prayer.
Do not close your eyes. If you have to blink always do it twice.

Wait for the balance to happen, no words are necessary.
Every sentient being is welcome to the Subspacian Religion
as everyone has their value.

I have enjoyed my father's way of education.
First your native language and text interpretation, then maths.
English might be necessary if it is not your native language.

Save all of your main concepts on a single piece of paper.

Always count your steps in groups of five.
I like to always start with the right step.
Always mentally say left or right/adjust left or adjust right.

Always use cotton in your ears if you can as this
prevents the noise of the world from disturbing your thoughts.

Always keep your teeth together, even if you have to apply
a lot of energy.
Always breathe through your nose, the mouth is used to talk

Before drinking or eating anything, always ask mentally
"Serah que da?" or "Is this good?", while
holding the cup or fork with both hands.
Then use your main arm to reach your mouth.
Always chew in groups of five. And count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Counting is not necessary while drinking.
After the first 5 chews, hold the cup or fork with both
hands again and ask
"Serah que vai?" or "Is this really good?"
then eat or drink it, this time a little less than before.
This is used to connect your body and mind with males and females.

If your mouth opens against your will, chew to five and keep it
closed. After getting the hang of it you may chew to two.

I like groups of five because in one of the ancient south american
civilizations, the aztecs, five dots made a line.

I like to balance the body like this
the right side with men and the left side with women.
The top part with cats and the bottom with dogs.

Before sleeping always contact your religion or someone you
can trust to wake you up in case something happens while you rest.
I always have a representative of Mr. Q to assist my conscience
in its way back to my brain if I ever get in dangerous dreams.

Masturbation must be done without squeezing the anus, as your
connected partner wont enjoy that. Eating the semen is
recommended. Having a good girl to assemble squads of five
women will be of great assistance in conscience seduction.

If you ever feel pain in your body, and if it is not your groin,
pass your hand over the spot, then below your nose, going outwards.
While at it mentally say "Do not mess with my body, right/left side".
Other people inside of the religion may assist with ending the pain
or connection. If this is not enough use a psyaxe and cut your
enemy to pieces in the world that is not seen with the eyes.